The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (Uncut Version). Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen. The text in blue are scenes that were originally cut from. Quotes from. The One Where Ross Can't Flirt. "Hey, where's the chicken?" - Caitlin "Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off. He said that eggs came first . "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt" is the nineteenth episode of the fifth season of Friends, which aired on April 22, Chandler, dressed up for his and Monica's ten-month anniversary, picks up the pizzas that hot delivery girl Caitlin has brought for the group, but Ross.
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
Ross makes inappropriate comments to Caitlin and saddened by his effort, he orders another pizza and practices flirting with Phoebe, who is oblivious. Caitlin arrives with the pizza, but Ross screws up the flirting again, ending up talking to her about gas and methane. He scares her so much that she pays for the pizza herself and flees the apartment.
Out of pity for Ross, Rachel catches up with Caitlin and tries to talk her into going out with Ross. Rachel returns to the apartment and gives Ross Caitlin's phone number. As she doesn't speak a word of English, they find it difficult to communicate with her, except for Phoebe, who manages to offer her a glass of water in Italian. The TV show starts, but Joey finds out that he has been cut out of it. Desperate not to shock his grandmother, he records himself on tape at his apartment in a crime scene where he holds his duck hostage.
The clip is pretty crude, as he doesn't even change the sweater he's wearing. But the clip is good enough for Nonni - that is, until the video tape continues rolling, showing Chandler sing Space Oddity in front of the camera. Monica, getting dressed for the big anniversary date, asks Phoebe to return the earrings that Chandler bought her, which Phoebe borrowed some time ago. Hey, where's the chicken?
Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first. I'll see you later! He closes the door and turns to see Ross glaring at him. What the hell was that?! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?! I was not flirting. It was totally flirting. Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting.
Starts to move towards Ross. Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law? No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
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Don't get me started on that. Ross and Chandler enter with the pizzas. And on your anniversary, for shame! Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl! I was not and oh God, shh! Well I'm sorry but you were! And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it. Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr.
Is that what this is about? Ross looks at Rachel. We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people. Well, I-I was watching her the other day at the pizza place. And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little Rachel: We don't need her measurements.
She forgot my vegetarian! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat. You remember my grandmother! This is so cool! Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English. I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother.
She just stares at him. I've done it again. No Nonnie, Nonnie's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me. To his grandmother in Italian. Si Nonni, Iuo Numero Uno, no? My big fat Joey star. Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so Monica: Happy Anniversary, 10 months! So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there.
Is that the one that speaks English or the one that doesn't? The one that doesn't. That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you? That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special. But I like it here! You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.
Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them. Walks over to Rachel Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. Goes to her room. Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well.
But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?
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See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell. She enters and hands Phoebe the earring Here you go. Where's the other one? Oh what, you-you want both of them? That's a little greedy don't you think? Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?! Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it.
I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it. Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight! Tell her to wear her own earrings. These are her earrings. You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff! Because I lose her stuff! By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about. Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
His grandmother asks him something. Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up. If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up.Friends - HD - Ross Can't Flirt
What are you doing? Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's a diaper commercial.